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[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When I was younger and much twinkier I was at the gym trying to figure out what to do with all the heavy weights and machines and such and this incredibly hot musclular guy kept staring at me. I kept thinking I took his machine or that he could tell I had no idea what I was doing and was pissed at me.

Anyway, it only finally dawned on me that he was attracted to me when he started giving me a blow job in the steam room afterwards.

[-] nadir@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

What gave it away? Were there any signs?

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

He asked me out on a date after. Still not sure if he was into me.

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