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[-] noride@lemm.ee 43 points 8 months ago

I don't believe in God, but I hate Jared Kushner enough that I still pray every night that he gets eaten by a bear.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

Why do that to a bear?

Flesh eating microbes is the way to go for him. They have no feelings. They just eat.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

It's a Christian classic. Pray to God, God sends bear, bear mauls fourty-two kids to death, but this time the group of kids is just Jared Kushner.

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't a plague be a Christian classic too? Like if we have to bring back time of the old ones for a while that would be ok.

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Why doesn't anyone ever think about the poor microbes?

A strong acid would do just as good a job without having to involve any lifeforms.

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