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[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 53 points 8 months ago

Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

"My Husband..."

[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

shoots someone by accident

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"

this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024

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