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Like how would they react? Would they party in the streets? Would they cheer? Would they go back to brunch? i wanna know.

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[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

He's going to have a massive stroke in the middle of the vote count and die mere moments before squeaking out a 0.1% win against le bad orang man

Kamala will then sustain life-threatening injures in a coconut tree-involved incident

Trump promptly dies of a heart attack from shock while shidding and farding out his doo doo ass

Here's how Nikki Haley can still win...

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Kamala just straight up says "I did not sign up for this bullshit" and forfeits the presidency to republicans, liberals literally explode from yelling yas queen so hard.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

KHive horseshoe theory confirmed theory-gary

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