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Reminds me of the worst opening line contest.

https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

2023s winner:

She was a beautiful woman; more specifically she was the kind of beautiful woman who had an hourlong skincare routine that made her look either ethereal or like a glazed donut, depending on how attracted to her you were.

[-] retrieval4558@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

I unironically like this

this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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