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submitted 8 months ago by poplargrove@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 8 months ago

one time in middle school i prayed for an xbox and a couple weeks later a boy who had a crush on me (but i didnt know that at the time) gave me his old original xbox and fable: tlc as he upgraded to a newer xbox. so ya religion is pretty nifty 😎

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago

That isn't how religion works though.

You just got to steal the xbox, then pray for forgiveness.

[-] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

i've had my eye on the Steam Deck lately, will keep this in mind 🤔

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 2 points 8 months ago

You could just convince the pope to call for a holy war, that way you don't even have to ask for forgiveness when you take a nonbeliever's steam desk.