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Some marketing company got paid millions to come up with this shit I bet.
So maybe...
"Look, these names don't have any moxie," he says with a downcast look.
An enterprising aide pipes in "Mr. President, I know a guy at DDC (DelawareDemocraticConsulting). Should I get in touch with him?"
"Delawareyasay?"
"Yes. The firm could purpose-build a name-calling department for just this purpose."
"Well, get on the horn and talk to them!"
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A few minutes later the aide is in the bathroom making a surreptitious call to his brother-in-law. He says "Remember when I told you to make that jokey DelawareDemocraticConsulting website? 'Fucking stupid' you said. Yeah-yeah-yeah. Shut up. Remember when I said - 'Just you wait. It might pay off. And big too.' It has. We just made a few hundred grand. No, I'm not shitting you!"