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Programming languages personified - leftoversalad (leftoversalad.com)
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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Everyone hates on PHP and JavaScript.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

JS, at least, deserves it.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

How do you feel about TypeScript

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

U can try and polish a turd if ya want.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Well, what TYPE of turd is it? ;)

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Better. Of course, it's just built over top, so you can still get JavaScript issues in TypeScript, and it's not necessarily going to be obvious. This is particularly an issue if you call JavaScript libraries, which I'm told is standard practice.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago

A more polished unholy list of depencies?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Javascript reference could be read as how every project ends up with an unholy list of npm dependencies - it's awful to look at but it works.

I think the PHP reference was just "idk servers or something?"

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