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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago

I literally just got promoted 5 months ago with a massive raise and I have dreams at least once a week that my boss hates me and wants to fire me. Why is my brain broken?

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 116 points 1 year ago

Because, regrettably, you're not a cat.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Ugh, devastating. I wish I was a cat.

[-] kambusha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Right about meow?

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

One of my cats is the opposite of this. He's so awkward and never seems to understand or enjoy being a cat. He'll sometimes try and do cat things, spend 10 minutes awkwardly bumping into shit, then give up and go yowl about it on the other side of the unit. Even simple stuff like laying down in a box

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

Maybe your cat has Garfield-Syndrome. Have you tried feeding it lasagna?

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Y'know what, you may be on to something. He does weigh 20 pounds and looks like this:

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

There's two!

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Poor guy... Still, cat arrogance is pretty much peak, I'm sure he's confident that other cats are as cat inept as him, maybe more so!

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's true, both of my cats are super confident in their abilities as a cat. One of them even shits without covering her poo, which I recently learned was a dominance thing.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

Cats are Beholders. This answers so many questions.

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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