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Gamedev is Easy (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();
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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

EnableSpatialAudio()

I thought most games nowadays don't do any of that, because you can save that CPU time for a little big more frames.

[-] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

Save that CPU time for Denuvo

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