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submitted 7 months ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago

gotta find the line that will keep the secret service/FBI from coming to your door but will still give political ghouls' social media interns PTSD

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

butthole pictures, basically

you are entitled to a dick rating by your local politician

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Sending dick pics to all of my elected officials asking them to rate my hog

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

petitioning to recall my local elected official bc they only rated my junk a 2/5

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I love this country, setting up a Twitter account now.

"I'm from the government and I'm here to rate your cock." freedom-and-democracy

[-] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Crudbump - nsa :cat-vibing:

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

What about threats that are clearly non actionable? Like dropping a safe onto someone so they're flattened into a perfectly round oversize pancake?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

The problem is that you'd still have to defend that this is non actionable in court, which against a politician? Good luck. "I will de-limb Politician by summoning space aliens with giant laser swords made from Alpha Centauri Moonrocks until Politician dies" wouldn't even be ridiculous enough if the judge and the politician are somehow in cahoots.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I have been talking about repealing the Hague Invasion Act which goes at all the worst ones while being entirely legalistic and therefore protected, yet still a distinct possibility for every government official in their 40's or 50's