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[-] Rinox@feddit.it 87 points 5 months ago

bit, Nibble, Byte, Word, doubleword, longword, quadword, double-quadword, verylongword, halfword

They check all Imperial criteria:

  • confusing names
  • some used only in some systems
  • size depends on where you are
  • some may overlap
  • doesn't manage to cover all the possible needs, but do you really need more than 64 bits?
  • would probably cause you to crash a rocket
[-] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Words! Of course! Imperial measurement is words. Because they are as inconsistent as other imperial units.

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