A testy and annoyed Alternate Elon in an interview "Why can't you understand what I am telling you? Keep up. This is tiresome. You need a Neuralink implant MiindIImprover. All typical report do. Four "i"s - get it? As I was saying - traditional bridge construction is at minimum 100 years behind the times. MuskConstruction is pioneering stainless steel exo skeleton bridges. These are State of the art - state of art. We are at minimum 100 years ahead of everyone else..."

Imagine the alternate universes where MuskConstruction exists and it has contracts worth tens of billions to create "state of the art" buildings and infrastructure. I shudder at the thought.