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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago

They didn't barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.

Except for the Sanderson sisters. They took a couple tries.

[-] NIB@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

They didn’t barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.

Sounds like a skill issue. If the witches were any good at witching, they wouldnt have died either.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

To be fair, Jesus was a lich. That's a whole other power level

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

If there's another story for his resurrection,I'd love to hear it.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

He was mostly dead. Not all dead.

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
[-] TheLoneMinon@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

NO HE'S NOT DEAD YET

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

There’s a chocolate for that too… I think.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Aaaaah, look who knows so much

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee -1 points 7 months ago

The Hebrews have many levels of dead

[-] phx@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

The Salem trials came later. I wonder if there discussion was like Townsperson 1: "So this woman with the wart, should we just nail her to a couple pieces of wood"

Townsperson 2: "Nah man, remember the last guy we did that with. Didn't take"

Townsperson 1: "Riiiight. So, wood, nails, and a bonfire then?"

Townsperson 2: Yeah that should do it"

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean....its not their fault male magic users are harder to kill.

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