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Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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๐ Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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๐๏ธ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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๐งฌ Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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๐ฝ๏ธ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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๐ Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
โ Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
โ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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๐ฌ Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 ๐) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 ๐) will be removed.
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๐ดโโ ๏ธ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
Sรญ, por favor [Spanish/Espaรฑol]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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๐ฟ Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists
The following artists are banned from the community.
- Jago
- Stonetoss
It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
Web of Links
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No offense to anyone who has a cat, but one of the reasons I have dogs is that they'll probably wait until they get really hungry before they decide to eat your face if you die at home alone.
Does that actually factor in? Or do you just prefer the company of dogs? Seems like a pretty irrational fear if you ask me.
I wasn't being serious. I just prefer the unconditional love of a dog. Also, I'm allergic to cats.
Iโm the opposite, I like that I earned the love of my cats. It sort of reflects me, I donโt let people into my life very often, but when I do, it actually means something.
Exact same mentality here.
That's the thing, though. A dog's love is unconditional. You might ignore them, mistreat them, neglect them... and most dogs will keep on loving you, no matter what.
A cat's love, on the other hand, has to be earned. When a cat loves or even tolerates you, you know you deserve it. And that, that's worth something. And you'll never get it with a dog.
Some of us need someone who loves us without judging us.
A cat won't judge you on human criteria.
They'll judge you as they would a big, awkward, somewhat dumb, and poorly socialised kitten who doesn't know any better.
All they'll ask for is comfort (including food, litter box, and so on), respect (from a cat's point of view, e.g., don't look them directly at the eyes, that kind of thing; being allergic to cats, it should come naturally; cats love people who are allergic to cats, you tend to stay out of their way and not bother them when they don't want to be bothered), and affection (when it suits them).
If you can't earn a cat's trust... you probably shouldn't be trusted with a dog either, even if the poor brain damaged critter will love you all the same.
Before my cat allergy developed to the point that I couldn't go near them, I remember being at a friends house with their cat (that was very familiar with me) which got on my lap and was purring while I petted him, and he suddenly bit my hand and ran away with no warning or anything. I didn't do anything to cause it either. I think it trusted me or it wouldn't have gotten onto my lap.
Cats can be assholes for no reason. They're kind of notorious for that. It's just something I wouldn't want in my life.
If you're dead then why does it matter? You aren't using it anymore.
I would say most people care about how their corpse is disposed of. And 'eaten by cats' would not be my first choice.
Nah, just throw my corpse in the organic garbage dumpster. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hey if it's dinner time and I didn't feed her that's on me. I'm cool with it.
Cats don't wait for you to be dead to bite
Yeah, but you can generally get them off your face before they eat it.
But they so cute when they do it!
Awww! Wittle baby face eater!
What if they fall asleep on it, though..?
As long as they don't suffocate you first, they won't eat your face.
Yeah, but you can't get them off your face, you'd wake them up!