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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] raoulraoul@midwest.social 10 points 7 months ago

Meanwhile, it's finally proven that all RM Palmer Company chocolates (Easter bunnies, lambs, "gelt", etc.) are actually made from rejected Crayola brown crayons and have been since 1961!

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[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Why are you passing off a Stevie Wonder link as a crayon chocolate link

[-] raoulraoul@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago

A Stevie Wonder link? What are you talking about? That link goes to the WaPo article.

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