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Dad has the chops to be a project manager. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 62 points 5 months ago

I literally got the description "make it look cool" in my current project.

We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still...

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 5 months ago

make it look cool

Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That sounds fucking awesome.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).

It what's later became known a "programmer design".

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Why so fancy? Sites like this are famous with millions of views: https://web.archive.org/web/20041229194455/http://www.ikissyou.org/indeks2.html

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

I like sex

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I like money

[-] theterrasque@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago

https://y.yarn.co/00b19fc5-cc98-4af3-8298-93092ffc4ff6_text.gif

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 1 points 5 months ago

Blink tags and snow effects

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 months ago

Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol