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this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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They're weirder than the guy measuring cicada pee strength?
You spend all that time and money on a PhD in entomology, you’ve got to justify it somehow. How else are you gonna get that grant money to fund your entire career?
Measuring Cicada pee, that’s how.
Didn't forget about the military applications of cicada urination. It's not like the research is just frivolous.
“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!”
🙋♂️🗣️ Why though?
“SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
Obviously target practice even off-duty!