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xkcd #2914: Eclipse Coolnesss
(imgs.xkcd.com)
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A partial eclipse is like a cool sunset. A total eclipse is like someone broke the sky.
Like being brought to the edge and then being disappointed that you couldn't be taken all the way. I was outside of totality last time, it was like the moon avoided the last week of sunlight. Bright as hell even with the glasses.