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[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

They're not completely wrong, though... Just, don't let them grow up to be bards, ya know?

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago

Parenting tip: be careful with excess diplomacy, your children might grow up to become bards…

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Parenting tip: Teach your kids that Charisma isn't a dump stat. Works in real life too.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Sheeeyit. Teach your kids there are no dump stats IRL. 🤌🏽

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I mean, I'm not often swinging a sword so I dump STR, and I have a feat called AuDHD which lets me use my INT modifier on my initiative rolls so I dumped DEX too. Been mostly a spellcaster throughout my life so it's worked out so far.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ha! I like your style, fellow caster. Personally, I'm not sure if the stage notes have me down as a warlock or bard, but the suspect demons have been pretty quiet of late, so I'm leaning on the latter — purely out of coping mechanism, though. Bard College always struck me as an oxymoron, frankly. 🤪

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 19 points 10 months ago

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be bards
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old wagons
Let 'em be healers and wizards and such

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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