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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by BmeBenji@lemm.ee to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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"No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)"

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[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

OP wants to be sucked off for tipping 34%.

Comment section wants to be performative in hopes of also getting sucked off.

Welcome to lemmy.world!

edit: kill me

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 10 months ago

Welcome to lemmy.world!

Neither the OP, this community, you or the person you are replying to are on lemmy.world.

[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Welp, I've brought great shame onto my instance, so I must now commit Japanese ritual suicide. Sayonara, everybody!

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm on lemmy.world! Who do I suck off? Or do you all suck me? Hell, let's make it a suck fest!

[-] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

You can suck me but I'm not sure if that's allowed since I'm also not on Lemmy.world

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