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Let's reinvent java bytecode but... different

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[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 11 points 7 months ago

Java makes things run in a VM

Docker makes things run in a VM

Virtualbox makes things run in a VM

Why did we need any of those things, should have just put everything in Java instead right 🙃

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

All software should be made to run in SCUMMVM.

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