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Polly wants a deliverable (sopuli.xyz)

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[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 17 points 7 months ago

And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Wayne Gretzky? 🤷

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

Minimum Viable Player

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 5 points 7 months ago

The one in the manager's mind, that also isn't actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Ahh, sales…

The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn't do anything, acts the same as code that doesn't exist.

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