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Sad, but it's true (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 months ago

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you'll still be single.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 5 months ago

Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!

this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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