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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 147 points 2 years ago

Yeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 82 points 2 years ago

A witch turned me into a newt.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 66 points 2 years ago
[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 69 points 2 years ago

...I got better

[-] Inductor@feddit.de 32 points 2 years ago

He got better.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Chef@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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