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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure Jesus would be a commie if he was alive

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure he was, if he was a real dude; just didn't have the word. Was just called 'not being a dick' back then.

[-] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It was "being an enemy of the establishment"; call it what thou wilt.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

They called it that too, but they still call it that.

[-] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Excuse me sir, would you like 2000 of something?

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I... Really wish I had been doing that on purpose.

[-] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

you were touched by the hand of Mitch

[-] style99@kbin.social -3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Jesus is very much alive, thank you. And he said, ask and you will receive.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

So is the Allfather, and he said I should dropkick proselytizing little bitches.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

And he said, ask and you will receive.

What's the con?

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