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How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[-] kromem@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The students said to the teacher, "Tell us, how will our end come?"

The teacher said, "Have you found the beginning, then, that you are looking for the end? You see, the end will be where the beginning is.

Congratulations to the one who stands at the beginning: that one will know the end and will not taste death."

this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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