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Ohio to purchase mobile homes to train public school staff in firearms
(www.theguardian.com)
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this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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Even better, now, when a kid shoots up a school, you can have all the teachers running around with loaded firearms trying to find the shooter! Surely this will end well.
It’s already ending very, very poorly.
The thing to understand here is nobody’s going for a great outcome here. People are working on avoiding the worst outcomes.
I certainly hope they're not taught to do this. They should be defending their classroom door and waiting for the cavalry.
Hopefully not the Uvalde Cavalry Corps.
No kidding
Any attending authorities will surely not be confused by the situation, potentially worsening things through miscommunication.