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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 55 points 7 months ago

I was a QA engineer. I think one of the guys on the team I was on developed a stress response from hearing me walk over to his desk.

Lots of "page crashes if the user doesn't have a last name"

"Why wouldn't they have a last name??"

"No idea, but 372 users in the DB don't, and 20 of them were created this month so it's not an old problem"

"incoherent muttering and cursing"

[-] fleckenstein@social.lizzy.rs 40 points 7 months ago
[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Because I have been completely unable to find it again and this seems like a relevant place to ask: does anyone have a link to an article similar to this, that I believe might have been titled ‘My First Name is My Last Name’? This is made extra hard to look up because I’ve forgotten the specific culture and details it’s talking about, but it’s about the same basic issue with cultural conventions on names.

[-] addie@feddit.uk 5 points 7 months ago

I used to work with a Greek guy called Argyros Argyros - cool guy, but suspect he was an outlier. Named after his dad, so certainly some people are named that way. Icelandic for instance would traditionally use "Given Name" "Patronym from father" - Magnus Magnusson was quite famous in the UK; Björk Guðmundsdóttir might be the most famous internationally, but she's not a "double". There's quite a few cultures - Hungarian, Chinese, Japanese, ... - that write their names as "Family Name" "Given Name" as opposed to the other way around, if that's what you mean?

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Apologies for being so sketchy on the details but I really can’t remember too many of the specifics. I’m fairly certain it wasn’t that his family name came first, because that’s fairly straightforward. I think the author might have been from an east or southeast Asian culture? I think that part of the essay might have been about how addressing him as Mr. Firstname is actually more formal than Mr. Lastname, even though Firstname is not his family name. I don’t want to keep guessing on more details about how the naming conventions were different because I’m probably going to get it wrong, I have fairly low confidence in what I remember from it.

[-] Rainonyourhead@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I think that part of the essay might have been about how addressing him as Mr. Firstname is actually more formal than Mr. Lastname, even though Firstname is not his family name

Could it be Turkish? Just stumbled on this section on the Wikipedia article on mononyms

Surnames were introduced in Turkey only after World War I, by the country's first president, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, as part of his Westernization and modernization programs. Common people can be addressed semi-formally by their given name plus the title Bey or Hanım (without surname), whereas politicians are often known by surname only (Ecevit, Demirel).

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I love that article. There are also ones about dates and times. The more you deal with dates and times, the more you realize how messed up they are.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Some cultures don't use last names.

[-] f2sfljLhdtTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[-] Agility0971@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

my users are not allowed to be mononym

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

UPDATE User SET Last name='Solo' WHERE LastName='';

You can thank Disney for that one.

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