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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

They will both surely drown.

[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 26 points 7 months ago

Scorpions are not good swimmers, but they are proficient enough to survive for approximately 48 hours in water by breathing through their exoskeletons.

And a scorpion with 10 years industry experience in Frog will probably do a lot better than 48 hours

[-] skullone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

You're hired!!! (*After you complete the rest of the 12 interview panels)

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 months ago

Ancient Greek zoology strikes again!

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