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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Our records indicate you haven't received your Neuralink implant yet. Please report to the Elon Musk Centre for Compulsory Happiness next Thursday at ten. Failure to comply will result in your arrest.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

You have 20 seconds to comply

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