I feel like they just have convinced themselves somehow, or it’s Stockholm syndrome sort of.

I love it. He thinks what he is doing is the same thing that John Oliver does masterfully on Last Week Tonight. What he’s actually doing I cannot for sure say, but I am fairly certain it involves extreme ADHD with maybe a side of schizophrenia and some sort of personality disorder. Oh and a large helping of rapidly worsening dementia.

We need to start a company

My Director likes to just write me up rather than to actually “lead.” Any chance your manager is hiring?

You mean my heat vision is not appropriate in all situations?!

Right here with you after seven years at this company Not finance but still

Once I got Adderall, this became me. I was astounded

It’s SUPER hard to parse the different flavors of logical problem solving challenges. Some I can see the pattern almost immediately, others not so much. Thanks to Adderall though, I can now at least recognize this problem and begin to analyze what characteristics of the situation or problem in particular are causing my brain fog response.

The Apple Watch ability to instantly ping my phone has been a godsend. Wish I had gotten one sooner.

Are…are you me?

I'm pretty sure the cats ~~think~~ know they're the overlords.

It’s Ammunition-As-A-Service.