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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Help.

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm looking up at the ceiling, my mouth open in a silent scream of rage and desperation. Cords stand out on my neck as every neuron in my brain wills that stubborn piece of poop to pass through my hole. My phone is in my hand, playing this video on loop. Yet, the fecal brick resists. It is not showing any signs of giving in. However, I am determined to clear myself out before the three-day period starts. I am not giving up.

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I gave up. I forced it so hard it almost made me throw up. I'm going to bed.

[-] Foreverwinter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

😂 Legendary status updates!

Sounds like you should just keep eating whatever you've been eating, as it seems to be pretty effective at preventing pooping!

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Attempt 2 at taking my last shit.

UPDATE: I failed again.

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

UPDATE: I HAVE OFFICIALLY SHITTEN MY LAST SHIT!

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The shitless period has begun.

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Day 1 of not shitting started 4 hours ago, but it's time for the real journey to start. Goodbye my friends. Wish me luck.

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Day 1 is over. I have not shitten.

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Very bad situation can't focus on grammar and stuff but i almost shat only forced myself not to becoz cant disappoint lemmings anyways bye now that's the day two update

[-] mizu6079@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

3 DAYS OVER I MADE IT LESGOO

[-] kiriakos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You got this

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