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[-] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 138 points 6 months ago

Everything like me is normal. Everything not like me is political!

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 84 points 6 months ago

There are

Two genders: male and political

Two races: white and political

Two orientations: straight and political

[-] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Don't forget the two faiths: Christian and political

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago

Why can't black people simply exist in a place I can't see them? I'm no bigot or anything. I've eaten a watermelon.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 6 months ago

I have heard people earnestly say that shit. Also about hispanics and gays. You’d think at some point they would realize the “keep those people away from me” rhetoric is about the most snowflakey shit a person can do.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh my god the number of times I have heard people, in Los Angeles county, give me the 'the gays are our misfortune' speech. And I'm just sitting there with my blue hair and a pic of me with another woman as my phone background just kinda nodding. Thinking about exits and if I can get this bastards address.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Honestly biggest perk of not being cis passing is that I don’t even get that shit in rural Ohio. I’ll get the racist versions though unfortunately

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

This fucking country.

[-] mortimerkahn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

"Snowflake" is, and always was, just projection. They'll never get it unfortunately

[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

I have a guy who used to be a good friend. His wife cheated on him and it was slow move from that, to misanthropy, to his Facebook feed being a constant stream of parroting right wing outrage.

Every so often, posts about how ridiculous it is for liberals to be so outraged all the time and how fragile they are because of it. I really just want to smack him, grab him by the cheeks, forcefully turn his head so he has to read his own wall.

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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