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[-] NPa@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

what if it is impossible to determine if one's brother is dead or alive, perhaps he is suspended in a chamber filled with a flammable gas that is either ignited or not based off the decay of an unstable isotope. I'm gonna need to see the relevant scripture fast, I'm about to bust and I don't want to go to Hell

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

then don't have sex with your brothers wife until you're sure he's dead

and before you ask don't kill him

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

then don’t have sex with your brothers wife until you’re sure he’s dead

alright that should be easy

and before you ask don’t kill him

oh

oh no

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Go ask a Rabbi I'm sure it's in the Talmud somewhere.

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