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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 99 points 2 years ago

Hey I know, what if we let Sales set the direction of the company?? They get us money, right? It’s jenius!

That’ll show those surly waaah-i-wanna-work-from-home engineer people!

More colored charts! Add AI to the printer toner! I read a business book once!

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago
[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is the most injeanious comment I've read in a long time.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Can't help it my dude, must be in my jeanetics....Still, I shot my shot, and my argument stands.

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I'm a jeantleman....and according to my edjeancation, that would be jeanerally correct.

[-] zik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I once worked for a company which did exactly that - they put the marketing people in charge. It may surprise you to hear that they went from being a large organisation to going bust within a few years.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure every organization is under some kind of siege by their versions of sales and marketing. In better days those voices get balanced or bested by smarter heads. In worse days, they don’t, marketing takes over and the company is sold for scrap two years later.

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