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The bubble is dead, long live the bubble!
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Hey I know, what if we let Sales set the direction of the company?? They get us money, right? It’s jenius!
That’ll show those surly waaah-i-wanna-work-from-home engineer people!
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You misspelled jeanius
This is the most injeanious comment I've read in a long time.
Can't help it my dude, must be in my jeanetics....Still, I shot my shot, and my argument stands.
you mean your jeans?
I'm a jeantleman....and according to my edjeancation, that would be jeanerally correct.
I once worked for a company which did exactly that - they put the marketing people in charge. It may surprise you to hear that they went from being a large organisation to going bust within a few years.
I’m pretty sure every organization is under some kind of siege by their versions of sales and marketing. In better days those voices get balanced or bested by smarter heads. In worse days, they don’t, marketing takes over and the company is sold for scrap two years later.