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It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi 18 points 7 months ago

Yeah that doesn't work if you live in Seattle.

[+] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com -20 points 7 months ago

damn, if only there was like, this thing, that tracked time. And it was like, relative to the solar time that we experience here on earth, but like, not explicitly that solar time, so you could just like, offset it slightly, to get the correct local solar time.

Man, what a difficult and challenging issue to solve.

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

Did you just describe timezones?

[-] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I think they're proposing personal time zones, where every individual's clock shows their precise solar time, and nobody ever manages to be on time to work ever again.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Good god, imagine 360 timezones to describe each longitude.
Each timezone would be 4 minutes, and span roughly 56 miles (tho, that's different as you get nearer the poles).
For the majority of things, it would be fine. Most appointments etc that are "booked" verbally would likely be within 56 miles, where "casual" time would work. Anything beyond that feels like a "significant" thing, which would probably involve written/digital communication - where computers could pick up the slack for translation.
And EVERYONE would be aware of timezones. So, even Microsoft/Excel would have to recognise that timezones are a real thing.

So, probably not that bad

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

that's basically why timezones were created. before then, every town had its own local time.

[-] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'm imagining something more fluid, where the time it is depends on exactly where you're standing and the position of the sun in relation to it. You'd need to factor the direction you're traveling as well as the distance whenever you went anywhere. We'd have a lot more intimate relationship with our current celestial situation.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 7 months ago

close, there's a regional local solar time (you could just steal timezones for this one) and then there is global time, which is what we go by for everything. Local solar time is essentially just an offset to the global time for the relative nature of local time to global time.

i like how whenever i mention this, people seem to think i want to get rid of time instead of timezones

[-] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

What you're describing is LITERALLY the system we have. UTC is a global, coordinated time that tracks solar time to a precision of less than a second. As far as my computer is concerned, my time is UTC (technically GMT, but they both refer to the same time) minus 6 hours. We all could choose to say, "hey, wanna meet for dinner at 3AM?" and have that be a normal thing to say in my area, and an odd thing to say odd in Europe... but nobody wants that.