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[-] don@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

Ummmm excuse me but how can you not want a WiFi-connected, Bluetooth-enabled facial tissue dispenser?

Literally insane.

[-] Promethiel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Because it can't recognize my face to give me my special tissues for my special face, duh? Do you think I can just use the non-machine learning enhanced custom* oil soaking face tissues?

*Feature only works with an online connection to a server in Slovenia owned by a shell company in Brazil whose parent is based out of Switzerland.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Smart speaker hears you sneeze and, tells tissue dispenser to say "bless you" and hand you a tissue.

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