Said by someone who's never had to cool down their ~~bear~~ beer with a bad mini fridge or without one at all.

I'm leaving the typo because it makes me giggle.

Edit - oh I was giggling about bears so much I forgot. It's also a service for the local youth Ice Hockey teams. They come to the hotels with these cute little plastic sticks capable of turning a hallway into a ~~ice based turkey shoot~~ improvised game of hockey with ice pucks.