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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] blargerer@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago

It also works as the color of bruises, which your hands would be after viciously beating someone.

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