Yeah I was being a bit sarcastic I know most people don't like waking up early, fortunately my job doesn't have a set schedule so I like to be in the office around 6 since most people show up between 8-10 which means I get a few good hours of quietness and can poop in peace before the toilets are ruined. Then I get to leave around 2:30 which is usually before the engineers start showing up in our lab with their last minute requests but if I do end up stuck there with them I feel better knowing I'm on overtime pay. Plus the traffic is terrible if I leave after 3pm so I try to get on the road home before then