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Every hotel bar ever
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this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2024
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There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free
Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone
Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on
Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
Hello season one Data.
You're lucky to be drinking here for free