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Any bet what's going to happen first?
Teacher kills another teacher.
Teacher kills a student.
Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.
Student steal the gun and kill another student.
Place your bets.
Teacher shoots self
Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school
A light breeze causes the gun to fire
Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from
School officer hears gunshots and hides
5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI
Greatest country on earth
Very realistic.
Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in
Would say this is the most likely situation. This just sounds like they're trying to make access to weapons as convenient as possible for school shooters.
Student steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!