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[-] tool@r.rosettast0ned.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is why I got all of our devs to start building with the target of a Docker container in mind.

And for the ones who still won't or can't wrap their brains around Docker, I run their shit through a Github Actions workflow that spits out their ugly baby as a Docker container. In the end, I don't give a shit what it is, your Rube-Goldberg piece of shit is getting stuffed into a Docker container.

"It works on my machine!" Yeah, well, your machine is now everyone's machine thanks to the magic of containers. Now fix your broken shit so PagerDuty doesn't call me at 3am again. Fuck.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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