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submitted 6 months ago by DevCat@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world

Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mean there's always potentially rogaine and a bunch of other products that are supposed to help prevent hair loss,

Unfortunately none of those have worked for me. I haven't tried finesteride, but the risks outweigh the rewards for me, so I won't be trying it.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Just go the Bill Bailey route, brother. Got to have a likeable rocking personality too, though.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Ha! Thankfully my hair isn't even close to that far gone... yet. Hopefully it never gets to that point. I was thinking about growing it out and letting it go crazy like Jack Nicholson, but my wife was very clear that I'm not Jack Nicholson and she does not want me to do that.

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