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The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants (lemmy.world)

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[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 85 points 7 months ago

What’s the catch.

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 80 points 7 months ago

https://www.theonion.com/give-us-1-or-the-onion-disappears-forever-1851436787

[-] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Is that for real or has the takeover made that unnecessary? Can't tell anymore is they're serious

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 50 points 7 months ago

Already, our trained technicians are navigating through the website and deleting every instance of the letter “T.” Soon, they will move onto the letter “E.”

[-] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Haha, guess I could have read it a bit closer

[-] lemmingnosis@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yah I would hink so

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago

Bu he onion news nework needs he leer E!

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

Oh shi.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

Oh no! Wha will w do wihout and ?

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