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[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Make the lie believable. Keep it simple so it's easy to remember.

Give yourself a little experience. Maybe having done a small job at another company. Don't go over board.

Protip: don't claim you are a Navy SEAL.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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