I’ve been thinking. When life gives you cucumbers? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the cucumbers back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn cucumbers! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me cucumbers! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the cucumbers! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible cucumber that burns your house down!