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Gobbo disappointment (media.kbin.social)
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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 months ago

you're aware humans have existed in the wild for millions of years and we regularly fucked other human species, ye? and people can be in relationships without having sex.

Goblins that are capable of intelligent speech and understanding and desiring the concept of a husband are well within the limits of acceptability.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Anatomically incompatible meaning... Well... You ever tried to put a sausage inside a garden hose?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

yeah and it worked after i cut a bit off so what's your point

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

Is this how circumcision works?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 months ago

Like i said, people can be in relationships without penetrative sex, or do you think lesbian marriages are invalid?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Get a goblin dildo and you're good to go!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

you still don't need sex to have a valid relationship

[-] Hootz@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Not since I was a kid, it fit but barely... It was a firehose though so idk if that counts.

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