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Also, please social distance your ass out of my basement .

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[-] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

I used to think that I didn't need to wash my hands after using the restroom because my entire body gets washed on a daily basis, so touching my dick isn't a reason to wash them.

Don't get me wrong, I still believe that touching my dick doesn't warrant washing my hands. Now though, I wash them when I use the restroom (though sometimes before rather than after) because it's a way to ensure that my hands get washed regularly. Most of the other stuff I touch throughout the day doesn't get washed on a daily basis.

Wash your hands because the sink is there.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 6 months ago

When you flush a toilet, urine and feces are splashed around the room in droplet form.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 6 months ago

Just flush with it closed?? I know that they are splashed, but to avoid that you can literally just close the toilet.

(I don't know if "close" is the correct verb, I cannot remember what the part of the toilet that covers the seat is called)

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 6 months ago

Public toilets usually don't have complete lids in America.

[-] FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 4 points 6 months ago

I still don't know why people use the toilet and don't close the lid. WTF is it there for it you ALWAYS leave it open?

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you got it right, I would've maybe said "shut" though. Also it's literally just called a toilet seat cover.

But yes you're so right, just close it first.

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